12 degrees, that should even be a temperature!!!!
It was so cold . . .
we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
It was so cold...
hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It was so cold...
roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
It was so cold . . .
when I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring!
It was so cold . . .
the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!
It was so cold . . .
kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pyjamas haven't thawed out yet!"
It was so cold . . .
the travel agency was advertising tropical vacations in Igloolik!
It was so cold . . .
pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets just to keep them warm!
It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
It was so cold . . .
I chipped a tooth on my soup!
~Sarah~
Now that is cold!
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great post...but you forgot it was so cold, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
~Sarah~
You're welcome...Glad you liked the cold lawyer joke...Hmmm...cold...lawyer...Never realized they were synonyms before.
I'll have to find it later for ya!
~Sarah~
I hate it when that happens. Forgetting when I posted something or worse, trying to find someone's comment. It drives me crazy.
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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....
Q: "Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q: "Officer, who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."
Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
Hope ya like it!!!
~Sarah~
Great lawyer joke...
~Sarah~