A little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a
chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs,
and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a
bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.

Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for
a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I
also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across
the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to
tell him, or should I?"

~Sarah~

Today was the last Rainbow Girl meeting that my sister and I will attend before we get our majority in June. It was filled with laughter, hugs, and tears! We played this song for all of the girls...our sisters. The past ten years have brought my sister and I so much joy and happiness being involved with these great girls!!! Words cannot express how much they mean to us. We are so blessed to have had them in our lives!!!!!!!

Bringin' back the old school dresses!!!

My sister, my dad, and me

This was after one of our installations.

Waffle Breakfast 07

We held a memorial service for one of the belgium waffle makers. This one had been through a couple of years of Waffle Breakfasts. This year it didn't quite make. It had had enough.

Me, my dad, my mom, and my sister.



~Sarah~

I received this in an email...

This is creepy!
Think of a letter between
A and W.

Repeat it
Out loud as
You scroll down.

Keep going . . .
Don't stop .. ..

Think of an
Animal

That begins
With that letter.

Repeat it
Out loud
As you
Scroll down.

Think of

Either a man's/woman's
Name
That
Begins
With the
Last letter
In the
Animals name

Almost
There........

Now
Count out
T he letters
In that name
On the fingers
Of the hand
You are not
Using to
Scroll down.

Take the
Hand you
FIRST counted with
And hold it out
In front of you
At face level
.

Look at your
Palm
Very closely
And
Notice
The
Lines
In
Your
Hand
.

Do the lines

Take the
Form of the
First letter
In the
Persons name?!
.

Of course not.......

Now TAKE THAT HAND AND smack
Yourself in the head, get a life,
And
Quit playing
Stupid
e-mail
games!


~Sarah~

I'm going to the casino tonight and I feel lucky.....so naturally...I picked this song!!!!!



I think I might regret this ..(Hook).. everyone blow on my dice for good luck!!!!



~Sarah~

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said

to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull
the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
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On a super sad note.... my favorite bar, Varieties, is being closed. Last night was the last night for karaoke. So many memories were made there. Everyone will be missed!!!

~Sarah~