One of my co-workers and friend was badly injured in a car accident last night. Please keep in your thoughts and prayers. Thanks



~Sarah~

UPDATE: (7/4/07) He woke up this morning for a tiny bit. The doctors don't think he has any brain damage. Their major concern right now is the infections he is going to get.

Thanks for all your support and prayers!!!

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula
that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A -T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+ 19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical
certainty that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and
ATTITTUDE will get you there, it's the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that
will put you over the top.

"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM"

Today...has definately..for sure...been a Monday!

[EMOTICON:EMBARRASSED1]]

~Sarah~

A United States Marine was attending some college
courses between assignments. He had completed
missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the
courses had a professor who was an avowed
atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when
he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly
stat ed, "God, if you are real, then I want you
to knock me off this platform. I'll give you
exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when
the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the
professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him
off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
silently.

The other students w e re shocked and stunned
and sat there looking on in silence. The professor
eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at
the Marine and asked, "What the **** is the
matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting
your right to say stupid crap...and act like an idiot............ ..So, He sent me."



Have a wonderful 4th of July, everyone!!!!



~Sarah~

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Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.

Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?

The fairy godmother replied,
"Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you.
Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:

"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

Cinderella said,
"Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"

The fairy godmother replied,
"It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
"I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had"

At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
"You have one more wish; what shall it be?"

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat,
into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said,
"Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life."

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments,
Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close,
blowing her golden hair
with his warm breath
as he whispered...

"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."


~Sarah~

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
Nebraska FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
Nebraska FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Nebraska FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
Nebraska FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
Nebraska FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
Nebraska FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Nebraska FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Nebraska FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
Nebraska FRIENDS: Are for life.

To all my friends,

~Sarah~